Excellence..

An Officer should be able

to heal a wound,
plan an expedition,
order from a French menu,
climb a mountain face,
enjoy a ballet,
balance accounts,
roll a kayak,
embolden a friend,
tell a joke,
laugh at himself,
co-operate,
act alone,
sing a children's song,
solve equations,
throw a dog a stick,
pitch manure,
program a computer,
cook a tasty meal,
love heartily,
fight effectively
and die gallantly

"SPECIALIZATION IS FOR INSECTS."